She asked me, “How was the food?” As a paid food critic, I told her it was terrible. She asked me what was wrong with it. I was going to tell her 3 things the chef did wrong, but it would’ve been pointless. So I jokingly said, “I could show the cook how to do it right.” She was probably on bad terms with the cook because she angrily went back to the kitchen. oh shoot. She came back and told me I can come on back. Unsurprisingly, the cook was not happy, but since I’ve come this far, I’m not one to back away from a food fight.
I know my way around a commercial kitchen. I showed him how I diced the ingredients into smaller pieces. Use more flour and garlic. Use more oil on a hot pan. The result was crispier and tastier. He took one bite, and I knew he liked it. I saw that smile. But the smile quickly disappeared as he said that it sucked, and he just dumped it in the trash.
I wouldn’t have eaten that either, because the ingredients looked like a month old, as proven by my extended stay in the bathroom hours later. But I bet you he’ll be cooking that dish differently now.
Pastor Jason
I know my way around a commercial kitchen. I showed him how I diced the ingredients into smaller pieces. Use more flour and garlic. Use more oil on a hot pan. The result was crispier and tastier. He took one bite, and I knew he liked it. I saw that smile. But the smile quickly disappeared as he said that it sucked, and he just dumped it in the trash.
I wouldn’t have eaten that either, because the ingredients looked like a month old, as proven by my extended stay in the bathroom hours later. But I bet you he’ll be cooking that dish differently now.
Pastor Jason
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