There was one awkward moment when I was about to say, “Why do you want me to take off my shirt when you’re working on my face?” But I didn’t want to look like a complete noob, so I said, “yea, of course.” But when she was working on my shoulders, I said, “Can you just focus on my face? I don’t like massages, and she replied, “I’m just getting you relaxed before the pain.”
?! ok. now I’m tense.
There's a sermon in there somewhere.
felt so gay getting a facial. because I’m a guy. and it felt like such a waste of time, with plaster on my face. Yes, a one hour car wash is better than 15 minutes. But after a month, it's all the same. After an hour I said, “Can you wash me up? I gotta go.” and she was telling me some mumbo jumbo about creams. As I was leaving, she said, “Why do you have to go?”
So I told her with a wink, “I have to change the world.”
?! ok. now I’m tense.
There's a sermon in there somewhere.
felt so gay getting a facial. because I’m a guy. and it felt like such a waste of time, with plaster on my face. Yes, a one hour car wash is better than 15 minutes. But after a month, it's all the same. After an hour I said, “Can you wash me up? I gotta go.” and she was telling me some mumbo jumbo about creams. As I was leaving, she said, “Why do you have to go?”
So I told her with a wink, “I have to change the world.”
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